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Filing cabinet,
                   we love you so -
                                          just one complaint:
Why,
                  after all this time,
                                          are you still
disalphabetiacal?
            Do you redisalphabetize yourself?
                                                    Or do the mindless masses,
inadvertantly,
                   or advertantly, as the case may be,
                                             have some sort of affiliation with your
     disalphabetiacality?
Back in Infotech 9/10, we kept our various files in a small but yielding cabinet. Our names, however, were often found out of synch. We therefore drew the conclusion that a conspiracy may or may not be at hand. On one of the "magical trips to the filing cabinet", Sarah (Morgan-La-Fey) and I pondered upon the very grounds upon which we based our theory. Later, at lunch, I was compelled to write a poem to fully describe my feelings caused by this disalphabetiacality.

(Photo of the filing cabinet from SafetyFile.com)
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:iconrevenantboy:
revenantboy Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2005
They've read this poem, you know. The disalphabetiacalisers. They know that you know about the filing cabinet. If I were you, I'd leave the country :paranoid:
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:iconblank-lishi:
blank-lishi Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
Blast!!! The excrement has hit the windmill!!! Save the corn!!!
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:iconrevenantboy:
revenantboy Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2005
Yes! The corn! Quick, corn, this wa-*SPLAT*



Corn?



Corn?



COOOOOOOOORN!!!
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:iconblank-lishi:
blank-lishi Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
We shall never know another as sweet and juicy.
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:iconrevenantboy:
revenantboy Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2005
It has been taken to the great combine harvester in the sky, from whence it will be transformed into a sacred cornflake to provide God with a fresh and healthy start to the day.
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:iconblank-lishi:
blank-lishi Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
So dead corn become Corn Pops in heaven?
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:iconrevenantboy:
revenantboy Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2005
:nod: do not weep for the corn, for it has gone on to greater things.
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AngelusK Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2005
o.0 such a very very big word!!!!
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:iconblank-lishi:
blank-lishi Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
I make up a lot of those :)
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AngelusK Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2005
well swords are awesome ^_^
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WittyBanter Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2005
aoh may gawd. I afe neva poastid hear bifoor. I don't know wye I aim poastyng in thes pertielar poam; I jest wuntid too sei thait aaaaaaaalllll ov youer poams aer vary good and I waent you. *****
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:iconblank-lishi:
blank-lishi Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
wow. You are so eloquent, Aidan. :P heehee!!!
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marian0 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2005
disalphabe tical ly what???
oh... nevermind :blushes:
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:iconblank-lishi:
blank-lishi Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
heehee!!! exactly
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:icondev-ian-t:
dev-IAN-t Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2005
you definately have a unique perspective on things... :) i like the kind of off-the-wall feel that your concepts have. very unique indeed :)
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:iconblank-lishi:
blank-lishi Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
:D thankyou so much :D
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:iconmorgan-la-fey:
Morgan-La-Fey Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2005
oh, im so glad this has found a place of honour like it deserves. :D good times... it still holds all the magic and conflict that it did all those (two) years ago.
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:iconblank-lishi:
blank-lishi Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
:D indeed. For me, it is an rediscovered uncovered treasure, and reminds me of my love for making up words. Speaking of which, a couple weeks ago I made up the word "counter-monotaniety" for Aidan's essay and Ms. Button didn't catch it until she edited the grammatical errors in the rest of the sentence :D I feel proud.
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harbours-of-light Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2005   Photographer
Okay, this is awesome.

I work in a furniture department where we sell filing cabinets sometimes and I'm working there right now and I find this hillarious.

Thank you.

:rofl:
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:iconblank-lishi:
blank-lishi Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
:D no, thankyou :D I wrote this poem for all who have problems with disalphabetiacality :D
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