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Filing cabinet,
                   we love you so -
                                          just one complaint:
Why,
                  after all this time,
                                          are you still
disalphabetiacal?
            Do you redisalphabetize yourself?
                                                    Or do the mindless masses,
inadvertantly,
                   or advertantly, as the case may be,
                                             have some sort of affiliation with your
     disalphabetiacality?
Back in Infotech 9/10, we kept our various files in a small but yielding cabinet. Our names, however, were often found out of synch. We therefore drew the conclusion that a conspiracy may or may not be at hand. On one of the "magical trips to the filing cabinet", Sarah (Morgan-La-Fey) and I pondered upon the very grounds upon which we based our theory. Later, at lunch, I was compelled to write a poem to fully describe my feelings caused by this disalphabetiacality.

(Photo of the filing cabinet from SafetyFile.com)
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:iconrevenantboy:
They've read this poem, you know. The disalphabetiacalisers. They know that you know about the filing cabinet. If I were you, I'd leave the country :paranoid:
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blank-lishi Sep 1, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
Blast!!! The excrement has hit the windmill!!! Save the corn!!!
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:iconrevenantboy:
Yes! The corn! Quick, corn, this wa-*SPLAT*



Corn?



Corn?



COOOOOOOOORN!!!
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blank-lishi Sep 3, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
We shall never know another as sweet and juicy.
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:iconrevenantboy:
It has been taken to the great combine harvester in the sky, from whence it will be transformed into a sacred cornflake to provide God with a fresh and healthy start to the day.
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blank-lishi Sep 4, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
So dead corn become Corn Pops in heaven?
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:iconrevenantboy:
:nod: do not weep for the corn, for it has gone on to greater things.
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:iconangelusk:
o.0 such a very very big word!!!!
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blank-lishi Jul 15, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
I make up a lot of those :)
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:iconangelusk:
well swords are awesome ^_^
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