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Filing cabinet,
                   we love you so -
                                          just one complaint:
Why,
                  after all this time,
                                          are you still
disalphabetiacal?
            Do you redisalphabetize yourself?
                                                    Or do the mindless masses,
inadvertantly,
                   or advertantly, as the case may be,
                                             have some sort of affiliation with your
     disalphabetiacality?
Back in Infotech 9/10, we kept our various files in a small but yielding cabinet. Our names, however, were often found out of synch. We therefore drew the conclusion that a conspiracy may or may not be at hand. On one of the "magical trips to the filing cabinet", Sarah (Morgan-La-Fey) and I pondered upon the very grounds upon which we based our theory. Later, at lunch, I was compelled to write a poem to fully describe my feelings caused by this disalphabetiacality.

(Photo of the filing cabinet from SafetyFile.com)
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revenantboy Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2005
They've read this poem, you know. The disalphabetiacalisers. They know that you know about the filing cabinet. If I were you, I'd leave the country :paranoid:
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blank-lishi Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
Blast!!! The excrement has hit the windmill!!! Save the corn!!!
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revenantboy Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2005
Yes! The corn! Quick, corn, this wa-*SPLAT*



Corn?



Corn?



COOOOOOOOORN!!!
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blank-lishi Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
We shall never know another as sweet and juicy.
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revenantboy Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2005
It has been taken to the great combine harvester in the sky, from whence it will be transformed into a sacred cornflake to provide God with a fresh and healthy start to the day.
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blank-lishi Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
So dead corn become Corn Pops in heaven?
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revenantboy Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2005
:nod: do not weep for the corn, for it has gone on to greater things.
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AngelusK Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2005
o.0 such a very very big word!!!!
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blank-lishi Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
I make up a lot of those :)
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AngelusK Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2005
well swords are awesome ^_^
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