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Oh! Uncomfortable Chair of Regret,
Have I sat upon thee improperly?
Or is it in my sitting, regardless of position, that I find intense discomfort?
Dare I blame thee, O' Chair of Regret, for my own kinesthesic paucity?
For is it not of my own volition that I seek posterior solace in your padding
And my own defalcation that finds a lacking within thee?
Curse my kinesthesia, my villainous hamartia, that I should shift from thee when thou hast nought but open arms for mine!
Oh! Uncomfortable Chair of Regret,
I Have sat upon thee improperly
For I do not deserve the embrace of your seat.
Here is a little poem that I wrote for MySpace (because I've had that account for, like, forever I don't think I've ever posted in it).
Enjoy :)
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GargoylesBlood Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2007  Hobbyist Writer
:shamrock: "Positively shakespearian." :shamrock: :heart:
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blank-lishi Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
:D Why thankyou!
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misha808 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2007
Are you like this in real life?
Ahhh.. to be able to poke into the closets of your mind. Your whimsical imaginations bring a :)
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blank-lishi Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
:D Yes, believe it or not... actually, I'm worse.
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misha808 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2007
Ohhh really? Now I'm even more intrigued.:)
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ladyofthemyst Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2006
I'm waiting for the bubble tea poem...mmm bubble tea. Damn, now I'm craving it :/
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blank-lishi Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2006  Hobbyist Photographer
oh man... I never even thought of that one... It shall be considered. Oh, by the way, I've been meaning to call you back. I have SwimFit at 6 in Esquimalt on Thursday....
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ladyofthemyst Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2006
My plagiaristic hebetudinous nature has lead to the empyreal failure that defines me in this moment.
I neglected to acquaint this chef-d'oeuvre with my sequestered faves ;)
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blank-lishi Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2006  Hobbyist Photographer
:D lovely
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broken-glass Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2006
I like this. I don't take much time to read poetry here on DA, because often I find I either "like it" or "dont like it" and it's hard for me to go "wow" with something. Maybe it's usually due to the fact I'm often blasting music at the time. I'm really not sure to be honest...

But this struck me, it's almost playful in a sense. " Oh! Uncomfortable Chair of Regret, " seems kind of tounge-in-cheek, but the rest offsets that in a nice balance in the context.

All in all a very good peom.
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blank-lishi Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2006  Hobbyist Photographer
:D thankyou very much. I very rarely read poetry on DA, myself. It's so time-consuming to filter through the crap on here that by the end of it I just can't focus enough to read a good poem.
:D Thanks for giving my work a chance.
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guardian-of-choice Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2006   Interface Designer
Very nicely done. Its very witty and funny :woot:.
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blank-lishi Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2006  Hobbyist Photographer
thanks :)
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JonBeanHastings Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2006  Professional General Artist
My butt weeps with sympathy... wait, that disgusting, forget I said that.
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blank-lishi Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2006  Hobbyist Photographer
I'll try.... *shudder*
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XeroShift Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2006
Thats a pretty sweet poem. I don't know what half the words mean exactly and I'm far to lazy to look them up but I think I still understand it, lol.
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blank-lishi Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2006  Hobbyist Photographer
heehee!!! thankyou
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piskieheart Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2006  Hobbyist Filmographer
Wow. That is... wordy.

But good.

Very very good.


:|


:glomp:


xXx
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blank-lishi Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2006  Hobbyist Photographer
:D I likes my words :D
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piskieheart Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2006  Hobbyist Filmographer
:D
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RabidSqurl Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
I love it. ^^ You may want to change 'solice' to 'solace' though. Very amusing and well thought-out.
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blank-lishi Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2006  Hobbyist Photographer
eep!!! Thankyou
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Nimbus9 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2006
It had to be written! Nice work!
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blank-lishi Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2006  Hobbyist Photographer
thankyou *curtsies*
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SailorCire Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2006
random I know just what you mean though
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blank-lishi Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2006  Hobbyist Photographer
actually, not random at all. :D I was feeling tragic *dramatic faint*
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SailorCire Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2006
oh noes thank goodness I know CPR
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ladyofthemyst Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2006
well little missy, you sure raped a thesaurus. Way to go!
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blank-lishi Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2006  Hobbyist Photographer
I did, actually :D Woohoo online thesaurus!!! (mainly I just wanted to make sure I was using words correctly, but I also wanted something that sounded better than "tragic heroic flaw")
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SailorCire Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2006
:w00t: I'm not alone on rapeing books
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Illuminist Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2006
I always like your poems. You choose every single word wisely.
This in no exception.
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blank-lishi Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2006  Hobbyist Photographer
:) Thankyou very much :) I like to think that I try hard to find the words that best fit the mood or feeling in my poems. This one actually involved looking up several words to make sure I had the meanings just right. :)
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